LIKE MOUNTAINS BEYOND MOUNTAINS: Archive

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ericlow asked: I love you.

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Anonymous asked: Are you into girls and guys?

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“We let Willow cut her hair. When you have a little girl, it’s like how can you...”

– Will Smith in Parade Magazine on Willow’s hair (via monkeyknifefight)

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Zombie apocalypse coming soon

ihopericksantorum: 5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport 5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester 5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident 5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off 5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash 5/25: Hazmat Called After...

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the common sense guide to surviving the zombie...

gyzym: So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity: IN THE EVENT OF AN...

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Watch

kanyedaily: Remember that one time Kanye challenged Jonah Hill to an intense game of Connect 4? Sometimes I forget this video actually exists, then I remember and my life regains meaning.

May 25th

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“I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and...”

– Audrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling (Vulture)

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Spell your tumblr name with your tags. DO IT!

MONKEY SLUT IS BLOWN OOOOOHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD Decapitation is the greatest form of flattery… Everything was beautiful RIPPING MY FACE OFF BECAUSE I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW NOT PICTURED: ZQ NAKED KLAINEBOWS I would like to have sexual relations with all of these men DAAT ASS SET PHASERS TO LOVE ME

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